CONTACT.

[ascintilla]

Comment here with the IC date and time.

Comments

[purrtylittlewires]

.... [Snorts.]

You tried.

[ascintilla]

I was not successful?

[purrtylittlewires]

...maybe 10 percent successful.

[ascintilla]

Feedback has been noted and logged.

[purrtylittlewires]

....yaaaay.

[ascintilla]

[ Annnnd back to his shoulder again. She seems to like it there. ]

Is there anything else I might do for you at this time?

[purrtylittlewires]

No. Just....be careful about those glitches, okay?

[ascintilla]

Yes, of course. It is my duty to be mindful of such things.

Please do not worry. The lives, minds and data of your friends are all in safe hands.

[purrtylittlewires]

...all right.

[Will hope this is true.]

[ascintilla]

The second set of trials will commence shortly, but please do not hesitate to call again if you require my assistance.

[purrtylittlewires]

Second set of trials?

[ascintilla]

Hm? Oh. Yes. I decided to allow a second set of contestants to—





Excuse me.

[ brb ]

[ VANISHES ]

[purrtylittlewires]

To?

[Wait, what]

[...groans.]

[FINE, I will just solve this puzzle while I wait.]

[ascintilla]

[ im learning so much about you ]

[purrtylittlewires]

[GODDAMNIT EPSILON]

[ascintilla]

[ I like him, I'm keeping him. ]

[ And also you. ]





[ But it doesn't seem like she'll be popping up again, unless he calls for her. Wow, something really must've caught her attention. ]

[purrtylittlewires]

[DNW]

[One puzzle. Two. Three. Four.]

[...five.]

[Okay, now he's concerned.] Iota?!

[ascintilla]

Yes?

[ Pops into being! ]

[purrtylittlewires]

....you look extremely happy and that makes me nervous.

[ascintilla]

And why would that be?

[ ... yeah, no, she's still the most :D :D right now ]

[purrtylittlewires]

Because that is troll levels of happy.

[ascintilla]

I am not a troll. I am a highly advanced piece of software.

[purrtylittlewires]

Lingo, slang. Not literal troll.

[ascintilla]

What is "troll" slang for?

[purrtylittlewires]

Someone who likes to mess with people.