CONTACT.

[ascintilla]

Comment here with the IC date and time.

Comments

[purrtylittlewires]

To?

[Wait, what]

[...groans.]

[FINE, I will just solve this puzzle while I wait.]

[ascintilla]

[ im learning so much about you ]

[purrtylittlewires]

[GODDAMNIT EPSILON]

[ascintilla]

[ I like him, I'm keeping him. ]

[ And also you. ]





[ But it doesn't seem like she'll be popping up again, unless he calls for her. Wow, something really must've caught her attention. ]

[purrtylittlewires]

[DNW]

[One puzzle. Two. Three. Four.]

[...five.]

[Okay, now he's concerned.] Iota?!

[ascintilla]

Yes?

[ Pops into being! ]

[purrtylittlewires]

....you look extremely happy and that makes me nervous.

[ascintilla]

And why would that be?

[ ... yeah, no, she's still the most :D :D right now ]

[purrtylittlewires]

Because that is troll levels of happy.

[ascintilla]

I am not a troll. I am a highly advanced piece of software.

[purrtylittlewires]

Lingo, slang. Not literal troll.

[ascintilla]

What is "troll" slang for?

[purrtylittlewires]

Someone who likes to mess with people.

1/2

[ascintilla]

I have not "messed" with anybody, I assure you.

[ascintilla]

[ :D ]





But you may want to have a discussion with Epsilon regarding confidentiality.

[purrtylittlewires]

[....]

[Oh fuck]

[ascintilla]

It was highly informative.

[purrtylittlewires]

...

God fucking damnit Epsilon.

[Face in hands and just...kind of growling a bit.]

[ascintilla]

[ Perches on his shoulder again, hi. ]

If it helps to know, he does not want your body. There, there.

[purrtylittlewires]

[ewjaiewja] I would hope not!

[ascintilla]

It is ... unfortunate, for him. His current state is disadvantageous.

[purrtylittlewires]

We know.

[ascintilla]

Is he defective?

[purrtylittlewires]

NO. [Very firm and almost harsh on that.]

He's not defective. Not anymore than a human would be in his circumstance and humans are never 'defective.'

[ascintilla]

Then, if he is not defective, what is he?