[ BACK YOU GO. Iota—the real Iota, not just her hologram—is standing next to the exclamation mark. ]
To close the simulation, log out via the menu. [ nods towards the giant floating piece of punctuation. ] You may wish to sit down for a moment afterwards.
[ you've been playing portal for like three days, it's gonna be disorienting to be back in the Real World ]
[ The menu is super easy to follow! There are options for avatar customization, etc etc etc, but the log out button is prominent. Tapping it will immediately drop him out of the simulation, and he'll find himself laying on the floor in the chamber. ]
[Will gently pick up the cat and he can't really....relax, but he can give the cat scritches and picks them up. HOW ABOUT A RIDE IN THE JACKET IT KITTY? All warm and safe.]
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Are you sure that you will not stay?
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At least allow me to offer you a reward for your services. Your assistance has been greatly appreciated.
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[Well, what he wants right now is-]
A cat.
[Can he even ask that?]
Or video games where I'm NOT in them.
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I see no reason why you could not have both.
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[Oh.]
...sure, that sounds good.
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… Complete. You will find your rewards waiting for you outside of the simulation chamber.
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[This has been so WEIRD.]
[I guess I'll head out of the game now?]
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To close the simulation, log out via the menu. [ nods towards the giant floating piece of punctuation. ] You may wish to sit down for a moment afterwards.
[ you've been playing portal for like three days, it's gonna be disorienting to be back in the Real World ]
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Right. [Will go to the menu then and see about getting that done.]
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[ ... Iota is poking his cheek. ]
Ah. There you are.
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[And]
[Welp.]
....hi.
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Hello. How do you feel?
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[ gosh, she sounds reluctant. ]
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Yeah. I think...I'll do that. [I could use actual sleep besides the maybe two hour respite.]
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[ Soon ]
[ HE IS FREE TO GO. And he will find a small cardboard box waiting for him by the teleporters—it seems to be meowing? ]
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[WILL GO. And...oh.]
[Cat '-']
[Will go to the cardboard box, his face relaxing a bit as he opens the box. Can't leave a kitty in the dark!]
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[ A few video games can also be found in the box! One FPS and a couple of brighter, more cheerful games, just as ordered. ]
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[Will gently pick up the cat and he can't really....relax, but he can give the cat scritches and picks them up. HOW ABOUT A RIDE IN THE JACKET IT KITTY? All warm and safe.]
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