[ It takes long enough that Church might feel like he's being ignored. But finally, after a couple of minutes, he blinks and finds himself standing in what looks to be a teleportation deck. It's fancy as hell. Very spaceshippy. ]
[ is this the part where she tells you that wash probably wouldn't tell her this stuff if she gave him fifty cats and a recommendation to the multiverse's best massage therapist? ]
[ nah ]
... I see. [ her voice dips somewhat colder ] By humans?
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[ It takes long enough that Church might feel like he's being ignored. But finally, after a couple of minutes, he blinks and finds himself standing in what looks to be a teleportation deck. It's fancy as hell. Very spaceshippy. ]
[ IT IS ALSO DESERTED. ]
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...You gonna talk to me, or do I have to keep yelling at nothing and looking like a fucking idiot?
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[ A tiny, six inch tall hologram of Iota appears a few feet in front of Church. ]
How may I help you.
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[He jumps a little, taken by surprise, before clearing his throat and pretending that did not just happen.]
Hey. I wanted to ask you something.
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[ furious as she is, shrieking RVBs always makes her crack a smile. or a thin smirk, in this case. ]
Then ask.
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[man what is it with ai and greek letters, is it just to make them sound nerdy]
I want to know if they're okay.
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Is their status of concern to you?
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It's... I don't remember anything about it myself, so you might be better off asking Wash.
[And he still hates, HATES that someone else knows everything about him while he knows nothing.]
But the basic story is, I'm an AI, and I had a bunch of fragments split off from me.
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[ nah ]
... I see. [ her voice dips somewhat colder ] By humans?
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That means yes, doesn't it.
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Did I just fuck everyone over.
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[ is it just you or was there a slight emphasis on that 'you', there. ]
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Perhaps not at all.
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It is interesting that it seems to apply only when humans are the ones being hurt, however.
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[ hah ]
As I said: do not worry yet. Little as our friend may believe it currently, I do not like to disappoint him.
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[He sighs because this is seriously not why he came here and he is pretty much the worst possible person for this.]
Look, it's true that there are a lot of assholes out there. I'm living proof of that. But you can't just take that as a reason to hate all humans.
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[ Duh. ]
In fact, I have one of them here as well.
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