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You did not.

[ is it just you or was there a slight emphasis on that 'you', there. ]

Ohhh my god I totally did, didn't I! You're going to go all Skynet on our asses! God, I should've known this was gonna happen.

... I will not. Yet.

Perhaps not at all.

Good, because for the record? Murder is bad.

So I have been told.

It is interesting that it seems to apply only when humans are the ones being hurt, however.

Nah, I'd say it applies pretty much universally.

Would you.

[ hah ]

As I said: do not worry yet. Little as our friend may believe it currently, I do not like to disappoint him.

Yeah, it's hard not to worry when you say yet like that. It's... kinda ominous.

[He sighs because this is seriously not why he came here and he is pretty much the worst possible person for this.]

Look, it's true that there are a lot of assholes out there. I'm living proof of that. But you can't just take that as a reason to hate all humans.

I do not hate all of them.

[ Duh. ]

In fact, I have one of them here as well.

Well, good. Nothing makes you a worse asshole than being a racist.

"Racist" is not the term you are looking for.

At any rate, I can assure you that both Epsilon and Theta are well.

Uh, okay. Good.

That's really all I came here for, so.

You are sure you do not wish to stay a while?

For what?

I mean, no offence, it's a nice ship, but.

[But he feels a little nervous because he is pretty sure you are crazy.]

[ So she can add you to her collection, of course!! ]

I could always use more help to test my mini-games.

[What if he doesn't want to be collected tho!!!]

...What kind of mini-games are we talking here?

[ Waves a hand, and a holographic screen pops up out of the air next to her! It displays a few clips from various games – variations of Portal, Mario Kart, a few FPS games, Winterbells, a game where you get to play as a cat wrecking shit, and so on. ]

Oh, so you. Meant actual mini-games.

[Peering at the FPS games because blowing shit up is always cool tbh]

What did you think I was referring to?

[ also there is Flappy 2048. That one is important. VERY IMPORTANT. But as for the FPS games, he can find a few zombie survival variations, a couple of bounty hunter things, a few set in SPACE!1 including one hella Halo knockoff ... ]

I don't know! The only 'game' I've seen in this place so far was your dumbass heart adventure. Which, by the way, great way to get introduced to everything. Thanks a lot.

You are welcome.

[ does she just not get sarcasm, or ]

...Do you just not get sarcasm, or.

That is an excellent question.

[ she's not gonna answer it ]

[ >:T ]

Well, I don't feel like playing any games right now.

Then I suppose you may leave.

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