[ HI PEARL welcome to Iota's realm. She finds herself standing in the fancy-ass teleportation deck, on board Iota's fancy-ass starship. It's all very fancy and highly advanced, with shiny metal and glass, etc. ]
Hello, Pearl. [ The AI herself is standing in the doorway. ] I do not know if that is physically possible?
Well, I mean, if you put enough glitter on you'll literally sparkle.
But mostly I meant it as a metaphor. [Looking around this fancy starship.] If someone look amazing enough, they seem to sparkle and draw the attention in the room to themselves. That's what we're going for.
Then today you're gonna start--and I'm gonna' teach you about skin care. We'll be needing soap. And a loofah. Please tell me they still have loofahs in your time.
Day 198, sometime after she left Dawon
Iota! It's Pearl.
[And with that she's walking in without a further thought.]
You ready to sparkle?
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Hello, Pearl. [ The AI herself is standing in the doorway. ] I do not know if that is physically possible?
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But mostly I meant it as a metaphor. [Looking around this fancy starship.] If someone look amazing enough, they seem to sparkle and draw the attention in the room to themselves. That's what we're going for.
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[ Maybe. Kind of. ]
Though I am not entirely sure how one is made to look amazing.
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You said you had a sauna, right? How often do you use it?
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I have never used them, personally.
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